Table For One Please

I was really craving a salmon sandwich today from a local restaurant, but no one was in the office to go with me. So, I went alone. I am not a huge fan of dining alone - something that my hubby loves to do - but I do enjoy doing it a couple of times a year. Today it was cold and windy, which is my kind of cozy. Tucking away in the corner of a restaurant with my yummy salmon sounded so so perfect. When I sat down a was a little shocked...

What shocked me the most was when I sat down I looked at a little sign on my table, which had the following phrase:

He who eats alone chokes alone.

WHAT? How is that for ruining my lunch. I had to over chew every bite!